3 definitions by The Taste of Lemonade

1. A sexually act in which a man stands slightly bent over with a woman kneeling behind him. She will purse her lips tightly around his anus. She then tugs on his flaccid member from between his legs as he releases a preferably hot fart in her mouth, thus expanding her cheeks much like that of a hot air balloon. Aviator goggles and scarf are optional.
Friend #1: I was able to talk Nichole into letting me give her a hot air balloon last night.

Friend #2: I don't know what that is, but it sounds fucking sick.
by The Taste of Lemonade November 07, 2009
1. Any woman possessing a particularly long head and horse-like teeth. Often found laughing riotously, but with no sound being omitted from their person and/or eating celery.
Drunk #1: That chick has a hot body. Too bad about the face though.

Drunk #2: I'm just worried about the potential scraping issues. She make think it's a piece of celery.

Drunk #1: Right on bra, let's leave this snaffle bits be.
by The Taste of Lemonade November 07, 2009
The wildly popular yet misconceived belief that Neil Diamond is the father of Dustin Diamond and/or Mike D from the Beastie Boys.
Person 1: Isn't Screech's dad that guy from Saving Silverman?

Person 2: Naw, that's just The Cubic Zirconia Myth. They're not related... I think.
by The Taste of Lemonade December 15, 2010

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