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25 definitions by The Spike

 
22.
Another word for a homosexual who's on the prowl for fresh meat. A play on "Columbo" the crime fiction TV series.
Example:

- "Check out that Colonbo, chatting up blokes at the bar"
by The Spike March 15, 2007
 
23.
An unbalanced weapon in first person 'shoot-em-ups'. Typically used by noobs and constalty complained about by other players. A more seasoned player often does not use such a weapon on principal.
Example:

- "Hey, look at my score 26:3"
- "Put the fag cannon down then see how you do --- noob!
by The Spike February 23, 2007
 
24.
Used to describe someone who's annoyingly dim and slow

The term was created by a friend of mine in the heat of anger, shouted at a new female employee resulting in them running out the office in tears.
Sort it out yourself you---you fucking stupid donkey!!!
by The Spike February 20, 2007
 
25.
A comical toilet game. Involves sitting on top of the cubical separators of a communal toilet (most often in a public school) with your bottom aimed over the toilet bowl. You then empty your bowels from a height of 5-6 feet into the toilet. If a sufficient size log is produced the results is a massive splash down resembling a WWII navy battle.

Caution: Always employ a 'look out' before attempting.
Example:

Cleaner - "What the fuck's happened here! Someone done a bomber or what!!!"
by The Spike February 23, 2007