The Source Which Is Awesome2's definitions

Mr. Parker

the greatest teacher to ever walk the face of the planet

a man so manly you wouldn't be suprised to see a bear corpse in he back of his pickup

A brown moustached stud who has aquied an intense man beard.

Seabiscuit

Student: Hey Mr. Parker your moustache is talking to me

Mr. Parker: It does that sometimes.

by The Source Which Is Awesome2 October 6, 2010