1 definition by The Sneering Imperialist

doldie

Noun: A lump of faecal matter (a turd)

Adjective: 1)Terrible/Rubbish/Crap

2)Stupid/Dumb

Noun: "Some bastard left a doldie on the toilet seat!"

Adjective: 1) Girl 1: "My pen doesn't work!"

Girl 2: "That pen's doldie!"

2) Teacher: "Cameron you have a detention after school"

Cameron: "That's doldie!"

by The Sneering Imperialist April 4, 2016