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1 definition by The Sledgehammer

 
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Extreme intoxication resulting from consumption of adult beverages - taking a person to a state of intoxication where they are no longer coherent or function with the blank drunk stare on their face, resembling an inanimate lawn gnome.
Man 1 - "Dude, what happened to you last night?"
Man 2 - "Bro I was totally gnomed"
by The Sledgehammer October 14, 2007