Definitions by The Sledgehammer

gnomed 

Extreme intoxication resulting from consumption of adult beverages - taking a person to a state of intoxication where they are no longer coherent or function with the blank drunk stare on their face, resembling an inanimate lawn gnome.

Man 1 - "Dude, what happened to you last night?"
Man 2 - "Bro I was totally gnomed"

gnomed by The Sledgehammer October 30, 2007