2 definitions by The Sexual Spartan

When you jizz in a girl's ear and then make her play piano.
Adam: Last night I did a Beethoven on a girl.
Harry: How did she play?
Adam: Horrible, almost as bad as Beethoven.
by The Sexual Spartan August 19, 2009
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When the girl is giving a guy head and as he cums, he kicks her in the chest and yells "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"
Harry: Yo dude last night I performed the "This is Sparta!!!" a girl so hard I think I broke one of her ribs!
Adam: High five!
by The Sexual Spartan August 19, 2009
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