1 definition by The Real Toast Malone
1. The only person in the world, who rides a horse in a music video with a 11th century armour and blue crocs.
2. The only person in the world, who squats on his own crashed Rolls-Royce and takes a badass picture to post it on Instagram.
3. A badass but very humble musician.
2. The only person in the world, who squats on his own crashed Rolls-Royce and takes a badass picture to post it on Instagram.
3. A badass but very humble musician.
A: Did you hear about that singer, who sang the song "rockstar"? Post Malone is his name
B: I created a religion after this person.
B: I created a religion after this person.
by The Real Toast Malone August 10, 2020