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A member of the Republican Party who claims to be of “wholesome Christian values,” but really just needs to chill the fuck out or swerve. Generally a cherry-picker of Judeo-Christian faith values. May or may not also be a Karen or Boomer.
1: ‘Murica’s going to Hell! No one respects Christian values, anymore.

2: Didn’t you just get back from your Honey Moon? You know that’s a Pagan tradition, right? Pipe the fuck down, Conswervative.
3: And didn’t that President you voted for have multiple mistresses and wives that he wasn’t ashamed of or quiet about? Okay, Conswervative.
by The Rainbow Codero March 26, 2022
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An unfortunate, possibly actually pretty, but also likely unwanted string of words sent from one person to another with the intent of trying to impress the recipient.

May also be an overly-wordy explanation of why someone is a fan of some garbage celebrity or public figure.

Often utilized by Creeps, Simps, Bootlickers, Kyles, Chads, Tads, Karens, Carols, and Sheryls, alike.

Does not have to follow the syllabic requirements of an actual Haiku.
1: Idk he sent me a long ass DM about how he’s had a crush on me since our Junior Homecoming. Then called me a bitch when I didn’t respond within 5 minutes.
2: Ewwwwwwwuh. Haikuwu are the worst. Wtf, Kyle?

3: Donald Trump is the best president! MAGA! Liberals are turning the frogs gay!

4: Okay, Boomer. No one asked for your plagiarized FoxNews Haikuwu.
by The Rainbow Codero June 21, 2021
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An unfortunate, possibly actually pretty, but also likely unwanted string of words sent from one person to another with the intent of trying to impress the recipient.

May also be an overly-wordy explanation of why someone is a fan of some garbage celebrity or public figure.

Often utilized by Creeps, Simps, Bootlickers, Kyles, Chads, Tads, Karens, Carols, and Sheryls, alike.

Does not have to follow the syllabic requirements of an actual Haiku.
1: Idk he sent me a long ass DM about how he’s had a crush on me since our Junior Homecoming. Then called me a bitch when I didn’t respond within 5 minutes.
2: Ewwwwwwwuh. Haikuwu are the worst. Wtf, Kyle?

3: Donald Trump is the best president! MAGA! Liberals are turning the frogs gay!

4: Okay, Boomer. No one asked for your plagiarized FoxNews Haikuwu.
by The Rainbow Codero June 21, 2021
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