19 definitions by The RONA Wigger

Rona Wigger

Someone who walks into a store wearing three masks and sees the clerk in the store not wearing a mask. They yell they're not wearing masks and they run out of the store with their hands over their mouth.

The RONA Wigger was seen fleeing from Wal Mart.

by The RONA Wigger January 7, 2022

Plugged and Pillaged

Another term for a cornhole that has been plundered by a butt pirate.

Gee, that limpy wristed fag has been plugged and pillaged.

by The RONA Wigger October 11, 2023

Wide Eyed Bandit

Someone who walks into Starbucks with bugged out eyes and proceeds to muscle their way behind the counter and proceeds to steal the coffee maker. Once they wrap their arms around the coffee maker their eyes pop out of their head as if they have a severe thyroid disorder. They run out the door stopping the employees from retrieving the coffee maker.

That Wide Eyed Bandit is addicted to caffeine.

by The RONA Wigger October 4, 2023

Crate Paper

An alternative to toilet paper used in parts of Europe to wipe your butt.

That person has been using crate paper to wipe their bloody butt.

by The RONA Wigger October 12, 2023

Butt Pirate

Someone who announces he has poop on his dick in public after rounding out a limpy wristed fag.

Gee, why does that butt pirate smell like shit.

by The RONA Wigger October 17, 2023

Koon

Someone who can't be seen in the night with teeth that are shining bright.

That Koon was in a dark alley and all I could see is his teeth.

by The RONA Wigger January 7, 2022

Limpy Wristed Fag

Someone who has a cornhole that is all stretched out.

That Limpy Wristed Fags farts play bass.

by The RONA Wigger October 17, 2023