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Cute Connection

A lame dude's way of describing fate or serendipity of a romantic nature.
Bro 1: Hey dude, you'd never believe it - I saw the girl I'm supposed to be dating while driving through a National Park! Such a cute connection.
Bro 2: No way?! But seriously, call it a cute connection again and I'll knock your teeth out and stitch you a pair of balls with it.
by The One and Only Count September 24, 2018
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Chic Ironic

A term used by the everyday Joe to describe something that is outrageously pretentious, in a way that pretentious people would stupidly see as a compliment. Basically, anything in the art world.
Gentleman 1: Oh that is rather dashing, this piece of ribbon. What a piece of art.
Dude 1: Yes Sir. That is very uh... chic ironic. Yes.
by The One and Only Count October 1, 2018
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Agouti

Pronounced 'A-goot-ee'.

A non-obvious term to describe people from non-educated and/or rough backgrounds in the UK. To be used as an alternative to 'Chav' or 'Scum', influenced by the technical definition of the word, a weird looking rodent.
Boy 1: Uh, look at him, he's well rough - let's stay clear of him.
Girl 1: For sure, wouldn't want to engage with any Agouti's now would we?!
by The One and Only Count October 1, 2018
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