4 definitions by The Never Ending Penis
| 1. | Shortus | ||
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A very attractive plus-size woman. Plural: shorti (short-eye) I saw a gorgeous shortus walking out of a Fresh Choice yesterday.
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| 2. | Tripsticles | ||
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3 balls in one nutsack. I smacked her in the face with my tripsticles.
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| 3. | drawls | ||
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The state of being unfavorable, disappointing, disgusting, low-rate, gross, horrible, etc. emphasis: shit-stained drawls I didn't make the basketball team because my jump-shot was absolutely drawls.
I almost vomited when I saw an 70 year-old cougar a club trying dance in a little dress and one of her shit-stained drawls titties popped out. |
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| 4. | panties | ||
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The state of being awesome, exemplary, terrific, or highly favorable. The dental professor's presentation on the benefits of oral hygiene was totally panties.
I just had the best sirloin steak of my life the other day--it was straight panties! |
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