4 definitions by The Never Ending Penis
A very attractive plus-size woman.
Plural: shorti (short-eye)
I saw a gorgeous shortus walking out of a Fresh Choice yesterday.
3 balls in one nutsack.
I smacked her in the face with my tripsticles.
The state of being unfavorable, disappointing, disgusting, low-rate, gross, horrible, etc.
emphasis: shit-stained drawls
I didn't make the basketball team because my jump-shot was absolutely drawls.
I almost vomited when I saw an 70 year-old cougar a club trying dance in a little dress and one of her shit-stained drawls titties popped out.
The state of being awesome, exemplary, terrific, or highly favorable.
The dental professor's presentation on the benefits of oral hygiene was totally panties.
I just had the best sirloin steak of my life the other day--it was straight panties!