2 definitions by The Nard
A hairy man that hasn't showered or left the basement for 3 days because he was playing on his computer.
Hey bud maybe we should cut this game short before you turn into a Dirty Claudio.
I haven't seen the sun all week. I'm such a Dirty Claudio.
I haven't seen the sun all week. I'm such a Dirty Claudio.
by The Nard May 1, 2020
A Dirty Smitty is when a frail and unsuspecting man with the skeletal structure of Mr.Burns (Simpsons Reference) requires to have his salad tossed to obtain an erection. Typically awkward and poorly coordinated sexual acts are to follow.
Hey Sara what's the matter?
My husband has been so stressed out that he's become a Dirty Smitty
Oh he's so cute.
Be careful, I heard he's a Dirty Smitty
Brad Pitt is so hot I hope he's a Dirty Smitty
My husband has been so stressed out that he's become a Dirty Smitty
Oh he's so cute.
Be careful, I heard he's a Dirty Smitty
Brad Pitt is so hot I hope he's a Dirty Smitty
by The Nard May 1, 2020