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1 definition by The Miracle Man

 
1.
A human female resemblant of a sea cow(aka manatee), but with a face far less smooth or attractive, being more like that of a donkey or other equine familiar. It is a miracle of nature that these women are land-dwelling, rather than living in the ocean, considering the frame-stress resultant of their girth would be far better supported in an aquatic environment.
Damn! Look at that sea donkey eat! Keep her away from children or someone could lose a finger!
by The Miracle Man June 17, 2003