2 definitions by The Michalenko

Top Definition
The ultimate level of being a douche. Usually in reference to someone that you find really annoying and/or incompetent.
What is the deal with Andy, he is being such a Douche Rocket with these retarded projects.
by The Michalenko January 30, 2009
A cougar that is long past her prime. The last stage in the Cougar Evolution. Usually hanging out at events that sound like they will attract a younger crowd but do not. If you see an old guy wearing blue tinted sunglasses and a hawaiian print shirt in the crowd more than likely you are in Porch Cat territory.
Guy1: Dude, what's up with this party? There is nothing but Porch Cats up in here.
Guy2: I hope we brought our Sinatra collection and some Depends!
by The Michalenko January 28, 2009

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