3 definitions by The Master of Everything

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Being butthurt means being aggravated, pissed off, or bugged over something completely trivial. Usually when people are butthurt they are really dramatic about it. Most people like to laugh at or even mock the annoyance of butthurt people because their reasoning for being so butthurt is ridiculously stupid.
Guy 1: Typical Chandler is butthurt again about us drinking one of his beers and hiding his bike.

Guy 2: Yeah, he was really butthurt last night when he lost beer pong and I called him a little bitch.
Guy 1: When will Chandler ever learn to take a joke?

Guy 2: Who cares? Its funny.
by The Master of Everything May 07, 2013

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A person with hands that can stand high levels of heat.
Dang! My Mom has some awesome carbon fingers!
by the master of everything November 27, 2007

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An adult that trys to connect to younger people by acting like they are high.
Dude, my teacher is such a drug-connecter. She's alway acting like she's flipin' high!
by the master of everything March 30, 2008

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