1 definition by The Man Who Came To Tea
Verb: To 'Pattinson' or 'Robert Pattinson' somebody is the act in which the perpetrator takes hold of the victim's computer or iPhone, searches for a large picture of Robert Pattinson and loads it up. When the victim regains control over his/her technology they will see a large photo of Robert Pattinson, staring back at them.
Terry returns to the living room and picks up his iPhone which he had left unattended with Marty
Terry: Ahhhhhh, dang it!
Marty: Oh yeah! That's right! You just got Pattinson'd! Got up to go to the toilet, came back and BAM! who's there waiting for you!? That's right.
Terry: Ahhhhhh, dang it!
Marty: Oh yeah! That's right! You just got Pattinson'd! Got up to go to the toilet, came back and BAM! who's there waiting for you!? That's right.
by The Man Who Came To Tea April 26, 2010