20 definitions by The King

Top Definition
Penis pudding
There is semen blasting out of my penis!
by the king November 18, 2003
A Good Band, thats good live, taht some luckey gits get away with getting seated tickets, but are masters at stealth :P
Person1: i seen muse with my mates yesterday,
was ment to b seating but snuck in to standing
by The King April 01, 2005
1) Opening in the nose that varies in size and shape from person to person. Used for sniffing, breathing and smelling.
How you finger gets into your nose.
by The king November 18, 2003
When you drink all 6 Labatt bottles and line them up with the labels facing out. Referencing the blue lines on an ice rink.
Watching the capitals win, I just killed this six pack to make the blue line.
by The KiNG August 31, 2013
The smell after a night of sex and flatulance.
Man this car smells like fadussy!
by The King January 07, 2005
Someone who constantly lives in their own dilusional bubble. They always harp on about pulling "fitties" ALL the time; "riding ALL night long" and having great "footballing vision/skills". Realistically everyone knows a dilusionist's life is duller than an old grannies' haemorrhoid infected ass, but unfortunately they will never realise this!!
My mate told me he pulled a northern fitty at the weekend and ended up riding her all night long. What he didn't realise is that i saw the hairy munter leaving his house the next day and she said he fell asleep after spurting in his boxers......the man's a f*cking dilusionist!!
by The King October 16, 2003
A dater rape drug where one shot equals 30 beers
Gary Hooster Brewster
by The King October 19, 2004

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