4 definitions by The Juggersnort

smuggling sausage

The art of concealing a boner while in public.. Each man has developed his own technique.

Steve : "Why is Jimmy walking like a spaz?"

Tom : "I saw him talking to a model earlier, I think he is smuggling sausage."

by The Juggersnort October 25, 2015

fap finding mission

The process of selecting the perfect video to fap to when overwhelmed by options. This problem has become increasingly prominent with the advent of porn tube websites.

I spent the better part of an hour on Pornhub last night on an epic fap finding mission.

by The Juggersnort October 25, 2015

whorelympics

An event that can be witnessed at bars all around the world (usually around 1AM) where the girls who have yet to find a hook up begin competing against each other to prove who the most attractive (slutty - sure thing) one is. Events include the girl on girl kiss, bar top dancing and the delivery of the most believable "I don't normally fuck on the first date." line.

John : "Dude, let's hit the road."

Steve : "Dude don't you want to see the whorelympics?"

by The Juggersnort October 25, 2015

Prostidater

When just sex is no longer enough and you want more from your whore.

Her : "That'll be $500 Jerry."

Jerry : "Where is this relationship going?"

Her : "Damnit Jerry why are you always such a prostidater?"

by The Juggersnort October 25, 2015