5 definitions by The Jips-meister

Patiotecha

A patio that doubles as a disco floor.

Scott: For Cinco de Mayo, I invited my boys over to my patiotecha for drinks and music.

by The Jips-meister May 31, 2022

Jips

When something seems suspect or something amazing happens that you didn’t expect.

Person 1: Mike has been gone for over two hours now.....

Person 2:(Surprised but inquisitive tone) Jips!!??He never talks more than a half hour for lunch.

Person 1: I saw your wife eating and flirting at a restaurant with a random dude.

Person 2: (Angry tone): Jipssss!!!!!

Person 1: I’m pregnant!!

Person 2: (Suprised but happy tone): Jipssss!!!!!

by The Jips-meister April 29, 2021

Prossible

Less likely than probable; more likely than possible

It is prossible I will get a raise in the near future.

by The Jips-meister January 19, 2022

cockpassionate

Someone who is passionate about cock. Some one who has a deep passion for the intricacies of the male phallic member. An aficionado of size, texture, length, smell, and taste.

Person 1: Are you cockpassionate?

Person 2: All day, every day.

Mary is very cockpassionate. She has meetings with cock at least five times a week.

by The Jips-meister March 8, 2022

Polloterian

Vegeterian who eats chicken and fish.

You a polloterian.

Yea, I eat chicken.

by The Jips-meister January 28, 2022