An excruciatingly addictive social networking game involving the preparation and maintenance of cyber-food. It revolves around the premise of losing hours a day to playing it and, also, missing out on vital moments with loved ones because one can't be away from the cafe for too long or the food will spoil. Also, one can decorate, build, and renovate one's cafe all the while collecting new recipes that the app doesn't even allow players to print or download. . . so essentially, the food prepared in the game will never be able to be prepared in reality by the gamer.
Minister: "We are gathered here today, to celebr-"
Bride: "OH SHIT! MY SAVORY ROAST TURKEY! IT WENT OFF AN HOUR AGO!!"
Groom: "Fucking Cafe World"
Minister: (Whispers) "Oh Hell, that's right! I forgot my pot roast!"