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DPS
Desperate Penis Syndrome.
-When you havent been laid in a while and ugly chicks become acceptable.
Guy: Hm id f*ck her.
Guy2: her?!? man you got some serious DPS.
Guy: ..... ya. she wont get a call back.
by The Iceman Clutch July 02, 2010

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