1 definition by The Iceman Clutch

DPS

Desperate Penis Syndrome.
-When you havent been laid in a while and ugly chicks become acceptable.

Guy: Hm id f*ck her.
Guy2: her?!? man you got some serious DPS.
Guy: ..... ya. she wont get a call back.

by The Iceman Clutch July 2, 2010