2 definitions by The Guy With The Pants

Top Definition
To nonchalantly avoid an argument whether or not it is already occurring by making direct eye contact and leaving the room or area, with a calm stride.
Carol: So I was yelling at Ryan for talking to this girl and that rat bastard pulled a Smooth Criminal!

Shaniqua: Oh no he didn't!!

Carol: Yeah! He looked at me, then he walked right out.
by The Guy With The Pants January 18, 2011
To masturbate to something someone else is doing inconspicuously.
"I caught Dylan lurkerbating outside my window while I was looking up porn!"
Cody-You should close your blinds when you do that.
by The Guy With The Pants January 24, 2011
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