2 definitions by The Guy With The Pants
| 1. | Smooth Criminal | ||
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To nonchalantly avoid an argument whether or not it is already occurring by making direct eye contact and leaving the room or area, with a calm stride. Carol: So I was yelling at Ryan for talking to this girl and that rat bastard pulled a Smooth Criminal!
Shaniqua: Oh no he didn't!! Carol: Yeah! He looked at me, then he walked right out. |
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| 2. | Lurkerbating | ||
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To masturbate to something someone else is doing inconspicuously. "I caught Dylan lurkerbating outside my window while I was looking up porn!"
Cody-You should close your blinds when you do that. |
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