The Gonzo Lecture's definitions

Intolerance

A justifiable reaction to all the assholes out there.

"My God Bill, all those assholes out there just fill me with unbearable yet justified intolerance."

by The Gonzo Lecture March 10, 2010

Work

The deceitful act of making oneself appear busy during office hours in return for payment.

I'd love to help with that important task, but I've got some other work I need to do.

by The Gonzo Lecture March 3, 2010