2 definitions by The Gazelle 16

Alan

A middle aged, generously proportioned male netballer more than probably born in Scotland and raised in Dandenong.

Every time he wears that "GA" bib he looks like a real Alan.

What are the odds there are seven Alans available to make a team.

I bet that Alan shaves his armpits

by The Gazelle 16 August 22, 2023

Alangina

The combination of both an Alan and a vagina

That skirt is too short, i can see your Alangina.

by The Gazelle 16 July 23, 2023