is on the A6 between Bedford and Kettering
. It is connected
to the larger towns by a wank bus service which takes an hour
and a half
to reach fucking Northampton
Governance: None. Several failed attempts to enforce the law in the past.
History: There are several theories regarding the origins of Rushden, I shall
list only those that are given
any serious consideration: A) Rushden was created
, who had a wank
and didn't clean
up afterwards. B) Rushden was created in the 1950s
by secret nuclear testing by the Government, who in an effort to cover up the resulting crater as a town, inhabited
the UK's worst and dimmest. C) Rushden is the unfortunate
result of an attempt to break
the world record in gathering the most people with
qualifications in one place, they just never
left. D) Rushden was Hitler
's answer to retards, Winston Churchill
just went along with it as a great idea.
Sports: Drinking, fighting, stabbing
and long-distance running (from the Police, who kindly provide fag breaks for the participants).
(if you're a Tory
Disclaimer: The writer will take no responsibility for anyone curious
enough to see Rushden
after reading this. According to recent statistics by a vermin control group which formerly
conducted (effective) training there, 98% of all visitors die.
"Shall we go to Rushden?"
"Hello, could you please tell me where
Last words, knife
wounds were found to the body.