The Flap Jacker's definitions

putser

Someone who drives extremely slow or seems to be unable to make up their mind when driving.

"I'm sorry I was late! I was behind a putser"
"That's understandable, it's almost as if they can't find the gas pedal!"

by The Flap Jacker June 2, 2020

Gray

A name either read as Gary or head as Greg, never as Gray

"Hi, my name is Gray!"
"Oh, nice to meet you, Greg!"

*Reading Attendance*
"Is Gary here?"

by The Flap Jacker November 5, 2020

glesh

Goldfish flesh

I tried some glesh the other day, it tasted golden!

by The Flap Jacker June 21, 2017