67 definitions by The Dude
A gloriously vague term for Independant Music. Basically unsigned or more obscure bands (It's odd that Radiohead and REM are considered indie...). While the indie scene is known for it's jackass elitism, this doesn't spill over and hurt what's most important....the music. One of the few generas left that can at least carry a fucking tune without screaming like a retard or crying.
(Examples of Indie music)
80's- Joy Division, Sonic Youth, The Smiths
90's- Pavement, Radiohead, The Pixies, Happy Mondays (Are they considered dance music or indie rock?).
Now- The Shins, Bright Eyes, Death Cab For Cutie/The Postal Service, Rilo Kelly, Modest Mouse.
Indie Kid- "Do you guys carry Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain by Pavement or Closer by Joy Division?
Confused FYE Employee- "Uhh, no. We do have a wall of My Chemical Romance albums on the wall behind you".
Indie Kid- "Fuck"
by The Dude Dec 18, 2004 add a video
what you have to look at when a girl is talking to you
Hooters hooters yum yum yum,
Hooters hooters on a girl that's dumb.
by The Dude Apr 28, 2003 add a video
A situation encountered after a night of consuming alcohol whereby a person, usually male, wakes the next morning in a strange bed with a sexual partner from the previous evening who is completely physically undesirable (see ugly, nasty, two bagger) and sleeping on the man's arm. The hapless male would rather gnaw off his own arm than wake the woman and have to face the ills of his intoxicated choices the previous evening. Originating from a phenomena whereby a coyote captured in a jaw trap will chew off its own leg to escape certain death.
Also a feature motion picture from producer Jerry Bruckheimer about a number of fairly attractive women who work in a city bar that features ruckus tease-like behavior. Film title is in reference to definition above and vague attempt by filmmakers to be hip.
Holy shit, man, that chick is Coyote Ugly!
by The Dude Oct 5, 2003 add a video
The ultimate stoner fast food joint popularized by "Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle". Sometimes open 24/7, catering to potheads with a nasty case of the munchies. For fuck's sake, they actually sell a goddamn paper case filled with 30 burgers. You'll get the runs and your heart will explode...but it's really freaking good!
I'm high as shit and it's 1 in the morning. Let's go to White Castle.
by The Dude Aug 29, 2004 add a video
Usually divided between certain types of music (Indie, Punk, hXc, what-fucking ever). The members of each scene usually conform to a certain type of dress and even type of thinking. Scenesters typically react to the other scenes with disgust and contempt.
In other words, it's white youth's answer to fucking street gangs.
I can't even go to fucking local shows without having to deal with pussies with eyeliner, retards with X's Sharpied on their hands or snobby douchbags in vintage T-Shirts. Thanks scenesters! Thanks a fucking bunch!
by The Dude Feb 15, 2005 add a video
1. A more potent form of "bitch" the presence of the "a" facilitates repeating the insult many times over, causing much mental anguish.
2. Anemic creature with lewd, malicious intentions that grows in batches on "batch trees" Each batch secretes "batch juices" that are quite unpleasant.
3.A slang term to describe a load of semen. Also known as man chowder, baby batter, nut, etc.
1. Batch!! Where's my dinner?
2. That batch came from a bad batch, I can smell the batch juices a mile away!
3. When I couldn't hold off any longer, I dropped a fat batch right in her eye!
by the dude Sep 4, 2003 add a video
The frontman of the band Radiohead. Known for his emnotional vocals with feelings of isolation and vunerablity. Also a 98-pound lazy-eyed gnome who has read 1984 way too many times. Dances like Ian Curtis on crack and probably has ADD. An eccentric genius.
"We hope that you choke"
by The Dude Sep 14, 2004 add a video