Female born in 1982. Range includes Central-Northern region of North America with rare sitings further east and west. Has been seen with groups of younger members of her species for long periods at a time. Seems to have an affinity for guacamole and trucks.
Often seen in the company of a yellow dog/lobster.
1) Lauren Standriff was in my 5th grade science class.
2) Is it possible for Lauren Standriff to fly an airplane while blindfolded?
3) I once saw Lauren Standriff in the Jewel buying avocados and salsa.