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Schmoo

A sexual act related to necrophilia where the body of a dead female is dug out of the ground by a group of people, while one person buries their face between the dead female's legs, and another person jumps on the cadaver's stomach, forcing the rotten, gelatinous fluids out of the vaginal opening. Spraying the decaying fluids onto the persons face.
John: Dude, what happened to Jim?

Jeff's brother, Dave: He went to prison for exploring his schmoo fetish with his fraternity. The prisoners stabbed him to death within the first hour he made it to prison.
by The Douchebag in Tx September 16, 2023
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