1 definition by The Douche Watcher

A man or woman who will wear sunglasses when there are clouds blocking the sun.
Guy 1: Hey look at that douche with the sunglasses.

Guy 2: Yeah! Why is he wearing sunglasses when it is sunny outside? What a VampDouche
by The Douche Watcher July 2, 2013
Get the VampDouche mug.