2 definitions by The Dirty dancer

Chris Pontius

Probably the coolest person on Jackass and isn't afraid to light his penis on fire or show it off to the world. Pontius is always doing hilarious stunts and he lives in his truck in Tampa Bay. He can be seen looking over the ocean with his guitar and wearing a thong. He doesn't think it's wrong to be strong.

Chris Pontius: "Is it wrong to be strong?"
Girl One: "He's soooo cute! Look at that butt!"
Girl Two: "Look at that butt!"
Girl Three: "Look at that thong!"

by The Dirty dancer May 30, 2011

Tang

A mustang driven by a queer or a gay looking mustang. Often has homosexual activitys going on when parked. Also runs off semen

"Wow look at that mustang" "nope it's Just a tang, look who's driving"

by The Dirty dancer November 22, 2016