2 definitions by The Dark Comedian
A beautiful and powerful woman that entrances men akin to the sirens of Ancient Greece and just like these mythical creatures the beauty and appeal is a ruse. A Kayla draws you in and siphons your energy from you much like a vampire or succubus. This 'siphoning' eventually becomes bothersome and boring to her and she discards the used husk of a man like a gnawed apple core. When approaching a Kayla one should proceed with caution and being armed with an improvised weapon fashioned from razor sharp wit or an iron will can increase your odds of survival. Again, take caution, these creatures are dangerous and cunning, few can resist their wiles and even fewer walk away unscathed.
The Kayla smiled and behind her beautiful eyes a hungry predatory darkness lurked barely within view.
The Kayla has arrived, prepare to hate yourself.
The Kayla has arrived, prepare to hate yourself.
by The Dark Comedian June 13, 2013
a: belief in things not seen
b: an excuse used by the ignorant when facts become hard to accept
c: the first name of a mediocre female country music singer
d: religious logic; an oxymoron
b: an excuse used by the ignorant when facts become hard to accept
c: the first name of a mediocre female country music singer
d: religious logic; an oxymoron
Definition 'a':
When I woke up this morning I went downstairs and with my eyes closed in the throes of a luxurious yawn I walked groggily into the living room and plopped down into my comfy chair which, despite having not been seen yet today, was still there where I left it.
Definition 'c':
The song 'This Kiss' is one of Faith Hill's greatest hits.
Definitions 'b' & 'd':
PERSON 'A': I may not know a lot about science or math or even the world at large but I have faith that when I die everything will be alright.
PERSON 'B': So you're stupid then?
When I woke up this morning I went downstairs and with my eyes closed in the throes of a luxurious yawn I walked groggily into the living room and plopped down into my comfy chair which, despite having not been seen yet today, was still there where I left it.
Definition 'c':
The song 'This Kiss' is one of Faith Hill's greatest hits.
Definitions 'b' & 'd':
PERSON 'A': I may not know a lot about science or math or even the world at large but I have faith that when I die everything will be alright.
PERSON 'B': So you're stupid then?
by The Dark Comedian June 13, 2013