The fear of not being near a midget dressed as the milky bar kid.
It is a well known fact that most knife and gun crime is commited by people with Ivenotgotamidgetaphobia. Especially in Mexico and Jamica.
, where's that midget gone. Oh fuck I've lost him and now need to buy a shotgun or at very least carry a knife in order to alleviate my anxieties."
Jesus "Sounds like you've got a bad case of Ivenotgotamidgetaphobia"