14 definitions by The Conjurer
A high school girl that is really hot and virginal. The kind of girl that you wanna make scream as you "break on through to the other side".
Man that chick is a total screamer. I'm gonna try to get her wasted tonight and see how far I can get.
by The Conjurer August 27, 2012
A co-worker who exhibits one personality and set of morals around you and another completely fake one around their co-workers and bosses. The fake personality is solely so they can appear a "company man" and not lose their job.
Fuckin' Gabe is such an Ebag. Did you see him kissing the bosses' ass to his face and then talking shit behind his back? What an Ebag!!!!!!!
by The Conjurer June 2, 2020
by The Conjurer August 29, 2023
All men should have a personalized penis avatar as their persona on the internet. One that embodies everything about him as a dude (a righteous mix of fantasy and reality). You heard it hear first. It's going to become a thing!
Suzy was intrigued by the girth and character of Johnny's dickatar. She was hoping it was a true representation of the person she had been diddling herself to online.
by The Conjurer October 31, 2019
When you feel such apathy towards a person that you willfully hit them in the head with a pat of butter and feel no guilt, only pleasure.
I was such a butter bully at the company dinner 'cause I nailed this chick right in the forehead with a big ole pat and it landed in her lap and I couldn't stop laughing.
by The Conjurer November 26, 2019
My frickin' redneck friend not only ordered a bowl of fried gizzards, he snarled like a Carolina bobcat at the waitress who tried to take his beloved gizzard goo before he slurped up every drop.
by The Conjurer December 16, 2019
The Laserium is a laser show put to music and shown at a planetarium. They pick a theme like Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon and make a laser show around it. You could see a Laserium show at the Morrison Planetarium in San Francisco, back in the 70's
by The Conjurer August 23, 2012