The Commodore's definitions
A swordsman whose unrivaled powers of seduction have elevated him to near-mythic status among his friends.
Nate scored last night at the club, which is, like, his third hookup this week. Dude is a straight-up trim reaper.
by The Commodore October 16, 2008
Get the trim reapermug. v.
A contemporary style of dance where emaciated suburbanites with mood disorders sway back and forth to music that sounds like a billy goat doing a poetry reading over a funeral dirge.
A contemporary style of dance where emaciated suburbanites with mood disorders sway back and forth to music that sounds like a billy goat doing a poetry reading over a funeral dirge.
I swear to Flying Spaghetti Monster, the next guy I see emowobble to Bright Eyes is going to get a mouthful of angry.
by The Commodore July 20, 2007
Get the emowobblemug. n.
A tits-to-toenails full-body hug that lingers a bit too long,hinting at latent sexual attraction, extreme perversion, or some combination of the two.
A tits-to-toenails full-body hug that lingers a bit too long,hinting at latent sexual attraction, extreme perversion, or some combination of the two.
Ugh, I just got the slow roast from Father O'Malley.
v.
We talked all night, and she seemed into me, so i slow-raosted Bart's mom.
v.
We talked all night, and she seemed into me, so i slow-raosted Bart's mom.
by The Commodore July 20, 2007
Get the slow roastmug. Inclined toward potent feelings of brotherhood with your male friends, often displayed through the emotional profession of platonic affection.
So I tried to help Sam get over his cheating girlfriend. But after he knocked back a couple of beers, he got all bromantic and attempted to hug me.
by The Commodore October 16, 2008
Get the bromanticmug. n
1)A very unattractive female.
2)A slang term for 'moose' in parts of New England and Canada.
3)A person at a party whose alcoholism and self-loathing climax in a rampage of solo mosh dancing, belligerent taunts, and a thin veneer of sweat, saliva, and vomit.
1)A very unattractive female.
2)A slang term for 'moose' in parts of New England and Canada.
3)A person at a party whose alcoholism and self-loathing climax in a rampage of solo mosh dancing, belligerent taunts, and a thin veneer of sweat, saliva, and vomit.
1) John tried to fix me up with a his swamp donkey cousin, I was drunk and desperate enough yet smart enough to do it Coyote Style.
2) I decided to ignore the swamp donkey crossing sign during their mating season... the Abercrombie beast climbed on top of my car and wrecked it with humping motions.
3)Sorry I was such a swamp donkey last night, but could you please bail me out of jail?
2) I decided to ignore the swamp donkey crossing sign during their mating season... the Abercrombie beast climbed on top of my car and wrecked it with humping motions.
3)Sorry I was such a swamp donkey last night, but could you please bail me out of jail?
by The Commodore July 20, 2007
Get the swamp donkeymug. Steve's party was a total brodeo - the only people who showed up were his brother, his friend Giles, and that guy whose fingers smell like milk.
by The Commodore July 20, 2007
Get the brodeomug. Stand for ( just jizz january) it’s a form of redemption for the people who didn’t perform good in DDD ( destroy dick december)
teddy: man DDD was hard pun intended i couldn’t finish it
willy : don’t sweat it man you have a second chance in JJJ
teddy : what’s JJJ
willy : just jizz january
willy : don’t sweat it man you have a second chance in JJJ
teddy : what’s JJJ
willy : just jizz january
by the commodore January 2, 2021
Get the JJJmug.