The Commodore's definitions

brodeo

n.

A casual bacchanalia defined by a shocking lack of female revelers.

Also see 'Sausage Fest'

Steve's party was a total brodeo - the only people who showed up were his brother, his friend Giles, and that guy whose fingers smell like milk.

by The Commodore July 20, 2007

unprotected sleep

Turning off the alarm clock and resuming snoozing, risking not waking up for an important task.

I had 45 minutes of unprotected sleep. Got fired, but it was worth it.

by The Commodore October 16, 2008

Porky Pigging

Wearing a shirt but no pants.

I was Porky Pigging around the apartment because it was hot and I chafe easily. My roommate walked in - I still can't shake the look in his eyes.

by The Commodore October 16, 2008

masterdate

n.

A set date between an individual and subscription based Internet pornography; can be preceded by dinner and drinks.

Sorry, I can't make it today. I have a masterdate.

by The Commodore July 20, 2007

tru tv

The absolute worst channel of all time. Blatantly rips off already terrible shows like Pawn Stars.

Guy 1: Let's watch tru TV!
Guy 2: Get the fuck out of here. We are no longer roommates.

Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: That's it. (Shoots Guy 1)

by the commodore January 7, 2014

hit the girlfriend button

Pausing an Xbox or PS2 game because your significant other wants to chat.

She said, 'We need to talk,' so I hit the girlfriend button and took a timeout from Madden.

by The Commodore October 16, 2008

bromantic

Inclined toward potent feelings of brotherhood with your male friends, often displayed through the emotional profession of platonic affection.

So I tried to help Sam get over his cheating girlfriend. But after he knocked back a couple of beers, he got all bromantic and attempted to hug me.

by The Commodore October 16, 2008