19 definitions by The Commodore

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Wearing a shirt but no pants.
I was Porky Pigging around the apartment because it was hot and I chafe easily. My roommate walked in - I still can't shake the look in his eyes.
by The Commodore August 26, 2008

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n.

A tits-to-toenails full-body hug that lingers a bit too long,hinting at latent sexual attraction, extreme perversion, or some combination of the two.
Ugh, I just got the slow roast from Father O'Malley.

v.

We talked all night, and she seemed into me, so i slow-raosted Bart's mom.
by The Commodore June 22, 2007

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(sweater over fat ass)
Article of clothing a woman ties around her waist to conceal her corpulent buttocks.
I thought she was fly until she took off her S.O.F.A. when she got hot.
by The Commodore August 26, 2008

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Turning off the alarm clock and resuming snoozing, risking not waking up for an important task.
I had 45 minutes of unprotected sleep. Got fired, but it was worth it.
by The Commodore August 26, 2008

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v.

A contemporary style of dance where emaciated suburbanites with mood disorders sway back and forth to music that sounds like a billy goat doing a poetry reading over a funeral dirge.
I swear to Flying Spaghetti Monster, the next guy I see emowobble to Bright Eyes is going to get a mouthful of angry.
by The Commodore June 22, 2007

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The drink that pushes you over the edge from tipsy-but-in-control to you're-screwed-tomorrow.
I figured, 'What harm could one more Stella do?' Turned out it was my pint of no return.
by The Commodore August 26, 2008

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The moment when a woman pulls off a tight outfit and flab that had been bound like sausage in it's casing comes cascading down.
I couldn't believe she was going to sleep with me - until she pulled off her dress. Once I saw that flabalanche, it all made sense.
by The Commodore August 26, 2008

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