The Colonel's definitions

doad

A complete loser.

Dude, that guy's a full on doad.

by The Colonel July 18, 2003

foo-king do-may

Alternate pronunciation for "fucking dumb ass". Can be spoken in a French accent, hence the Franco-inspired pronunciation.

Tell Pierre that he's a foo-king do-may.

by The Colonel July 18, 2003

Flappy Baps

Large, saggy tits. Breasts that flap in the wind.

I used to think Jewel was a hot folk singer with big tits, but after seeing her perform during a NASCAR race, I realized that she's just an Alaskan chick with flappy baps and a snaggletooth.

by The Colonel February 27, 2006