The second-hardest thing in the world may be getting a New Yorker to move to Chicago, but the hardest thing in the world is getting him to move back.
New Yorker, on being told he is moving to Chicago: No!
Same guy a year later, on being told he is moving back to New York: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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