2 definitions by The Casio collector
A term created by a fella who wore his GOLDEN Cartier and called it "my new signature watch".
a signature watch can mean a lot of things, including but not limited to:
1- a watch you wear when you want to sign a document.
2- a watch you wear when you want to rock your Gucci dad shoes.
3- a watch to wear when you want to watch (no pun intended) your wife get pegged by the AD that gave you the signature watch.
4- a watch to wear when you want to massage your haemorrhoid.
And you can buy your own Signature watch at teddytheO'learydicksucker.com
a signature watch can mean a lot of things, including but not limited to:
1- a watch you wear when you want to sign a document.
2- a watch you wear when you want to rock your Gucci dad shoes.
3- a watch to wear when you want to watch (no pun intended) your wife get pegged by the AD that gave you the signature watch.
4- a watch to wear when you want to massage your haemorrhoid.
And you can buy your own Signature watch at teddytheO'learydicksucker.com
Guy 1: look at this fella, he kinda looks like Majin Buu.
Guy 2: yeah, I heard he recently bought his GOLDEN Cartier signature watch.
Guy 3: lucky him, I wish I looked like Majin Buu and had my own signature GOLDEN Cartier!!!
Guy 2: yeah, I heard he recently bought his GOLDEN Cartier signature watch.
Guy 3: lucky him, I wish I looked like Majin Buu and had my own signature GOLDEN Cartier!!!
by The Casio collector December 3, 2021
A term popularized by the Chuffed community of r/WatchesCirclejerk to refer to a stupidly overpriced swiss watch.
Husband: Honey, we are going to the Swiss Shitter AD
Wife: We?
Husband: yes, I need to get the new Rowleks submariner Superlaxitive chronometer certified
Wife: can't you buy a pagani design that is available at teddybulbasaur.com ?
Husband: no, I can only afford the homage, and get your panties ready for the AD
Wife: why?
Husband: you'll know when we get there.
Wife: We?
Husband: yes, I need to get the new Rowleks submariner Superlaxitive chronometer certified
Wife: can't you buy a pagani design that is available at teddybulbasaur.com ?
Husband: no, I can only afford the homage, and get your panties ready for the AD
Wife: why?
Husband: you'll know when we get there.
by The Casio collector August 26, 2021