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9 definitions by The Burt of Punta Dilla Shorts

 
1.
The full strength flavour achieved after 6 hours on a dance floor in PVC trousers.
Check out the girl on the dance floor, she has total disco fanny.
by The Burt of Punta Dilla Shorts December 21, 2006
 
2.
The noise one makes from his or her blow hole that results in a noxious odor, leaving a room full of people scattering for air.
Was that a piernt I just heard? I dont know but it sure smells like one.
by The Burt of Punta Dilla Shorts December 21, 2006
 
3.
A blanket left behind after a wild night of pin the tail on the meat flute. Remnants of the spitting skin snake. A musty old throw blanket with left overs from King Donger and the knights of the Brown Stable.
I laid under Fred's red blanket the other day and it had a peculiar smell.

You mean the red one with the blue square pattern?

Yes, why?

Oh man, that is his quicky smut blanket. It hasn't been washed since Brenda was here a month ago.
by The Burt of Punta Dilla Shorts December 27, 2006
 
4.
The condition of enhanced right arm muscle due to excessive wanking
Simon's arm was hurting this morning? You talking about Simon turner? Yea, he had a pumpers lump from feeding the geese.
by The Burt of Punta Dilla Shorts December 21, 2006
 
5.
A sock worn the morning after being used as a wank-mop.
Man I woke up this morning and puty my sock on, and discovered it was a crunchie.
by The Burt of Punta Dilla Shorts December 21, 2006
 
6.
Aother word for the Penis.
His prawnis is always getting in the way.
by The Burt of Punta Dilla Shorts December 27, 2006
 
7.
Expression used by associates of the mafia.
You want me to bust his jaw Far 'Em?

Forget about it.

OK, it's done.
by The Burt of Punta Dilla Shorts December 27, 2006