9 definitions by The Burt of Punta Dilla Shorts

Pumpers Lump

The condition of enhanced right arm muscle due to excessive wanking

Simon's arm was hurting this morning? You talking about Simon turner? Yea, he had a pumpers lump from feeding the geese.

by The Burt of Punta Dilla Shorts December 21, 2006

Crunchie

A sock worn the morning after being used as a wank-mop.

Man I woke up this morning and puty my sock on, and discovered it was a crunchie.

by The Burt of Punta Dilla Shorts December 21, 2006

Frog

A formidable blast from the spunk trumpet where the ladies cheeks puff out like a bullfrog's.

Dude I was with Katie last night. Yea how was she? Oh man the night was going good until I performed the frog. She choked and then wqashed her mouth out with water.

by The Burt of Punta Dilla Shorts December 21, 2006

Far 'em

Expression used by associates of the mafia.

You want me to bust his jaw Far 'Em?

Forget about it.

OK, it's done.

by The Burt of Punta Dilla Shorts December 27, 2006

Prawnis

Aother word for the Penis.

His prawnis is always getting in the way.

by The Burt of Punta Dilla Shorts December 27, 2006

Disco Fanny

The full strength flavour achieved after 6 hours on a dance floor in PVC trousers.

Check out the girl on the dance floor, she has total disco fanny.

by The Burt of Punta Dilla Shorts December 21, 2006

Humperdink Rhino

The name given to fictional characters when you can't remember the real name.

Yea the guy who played in that movie was......um.....humperdink Rhino or something like that.

by The Burt of Punta Dilla Shorts December 27, 2006