1 definition by The Bass Mastaaa
An awesome, kick-ass band consisting of 4 British guys by the names of John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison, and Ringo Starr.
What makes these guys so awesome is that they made some of, if not, the most influential and iconic music in history such as Hey Jude, I Want To Hold Your Hand, etc etc.
What disappoints me is...their popularity. They're so popular that people go around saying they're Beatles fans, when they only know 2-5 fucking songs by them. C'mon people, actually listen to them before making yourself look like retards and saying you're a fan of the Beatles to an ACTUAL Beatles fan, then getting punched in the face for saying that.
To identify a Beatles "fan", they'd only listen to the Beatles most popular music rather than their lesser known songs, which to me is better than their more popular songs. An actual Beatles fan would know 30-50 songs by the Beatles and would know almost a shitload of songs by them, even their lesser known songs. Also, the "fan" would have Beatles merchandise, which to me, is a way of saying that you're a poser Beatles fan, because you WANT and HAVE to let people know you're a Beatles "fan". However, with the actual Beatles fan, all people need to know that the actual fan likes the Beatles is the 30-50 songs they have on their iPod.
So basically what I'm saying is, I hate poser Beatles fans. And to those who only have 2-5 Beatles songs on your iPod, you're not a Beatles fan, you just know their music.
What makes these guys so awesome is that they made some of, if not, the most influential and iconic music in history such as Hey Jude, I Want To Hold Your Hand, etc etc.
What disappoints me is...their popularity. They're so popular that people go around saying they're Beatles fans, when they only know 2-5 fucking songs by them. C'mon people, actually listen to them before making yourself look like retards and saying you're a fan of the Beatles to an ACTUAL Beatles fan, then getting punched in the face for saying that.
To identify a Beatles "fan", they'd only listen to the Beatles most popular music rather than their lesser known songs, which to me is better than their more popular songs. An actual Beatles fan would know 30-50 songs by the Beatles and would know almost a shitload of songs by them, even their lesser known songs. Also, the "fan" would have Beatles merchandise, which to me, is a way of saying that you're a poser Beatles fan, because you WANT and HAVE to let people know you're a Beatles "fan". However, with the actual Beatles fan, all people need to know that the actual fan likes the Beatles is the 30-50 songs they have on their iPod.
So basically what I'm saying is, I hate poser Beatles fans. And to those who only have 2-5 Beatles songs on your iPod, you're not a Beatles fan, you just know their music.
Beatles "fan": Do you like the Beatles?
ACTUAL Beatles fan: Oh my God, of course! What songs do you like by them?
Beatles "Fan": *shows iPod containing only 2-5 songs by them*
Actual Beatles fan: No. *walks away*
ACTUAL Beatles fan: Oh my God, of course! What songs do you like by them?
Beatles "Fan": *shows iPod containing only 2-5 songs by them*
Actual Beatles fan: No. *walks away*
by The Bass Mastaaa March 14, 2010