2 definitions by The Bard of Anon

Top Definition
To stop a conversation, because a) someone has said something incredibly awkward and/or disturbing or b) the conversation is inevitably leading that way.
When Mikey told me to "guard my carnal treasure" it really froze the tortoise.
by The Bard of Anon May 16, 2005
ert
A replacement for "lol" on AIM, meaning a small giggle, instead of actually laughing out loud, which nobody really does.
A: ...and that's how I woke up with a drunk panda.
B: ert
A: pretty funny, huh?
B: not really.
by The Bard of Anon May 16, 2005

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