1 definition by The Awkwo
A straight guy who can't seem to pull his game together in front of the opposite gender and occasionally makes awkward remarks. Usually has a girl that he texts but will never hook up with.
Bro: Yo you kickin it to Lily right now dude?
Awkwosexual: Uhh I guess, never gonna happen though. I'm just gonna run naxx instead.
Bro: Um, what?
Bree: Oh hey Ty, you're cute.
Ty: Oh uh yeah um you uhh too?
Bree: There's Emmet! See you later Ty!
Ty: ....damnit
Pete: oculus?
Ty: sure
Awkwosexual: Uhh I guess, never gonna happen though. I'm just gonna run naxx instead.
Bro: Um, what?
Bree: Oh hey Ty, you're cute.
Ty: Oh uh yeah um you uhh too?
Bree: There's Emmet! See you later Ty!
Ty: ....damnit
Pete: oculus?
Ty: sure
by The Awkwo May 31, 2009