28 definitions by The Gosh Dang Bruin

Yam Bag

When a male’s genitalia are visible through his pants. Not in the sense that they are see through though. In the sense that you can see the mass of the penis and ballsack, the best yam bags are just lumps of mass that one cannot discern penis from balls

Biff has a raging Yam Bag in his Adidas sweatpants.

by The Gosh Dang Bruin September 2, 2019

Ravioli Mode

When a friend of your is insatiable in both appetite and wanting to hangout and will not take no for an answer.

Des was in pure Ravioli Mode when he persuaded Will to get sushi yet again.

by The Gosh Dang Bruin February 10, 2020

Schempfs

Those wind breaker material sweatpants that made a sound that appears to be "schempf."

Tim wears strictly schempfs.

by The Gosh Dang Bruin October 27, 2018

9 of Hearts

9 of, 9 of, 9 of, 9 of Hearts!

9 of, 9 of, 9 of 9 of Hearts!

by The Gosh Dang Bruin April 21, 2021

Ass Grapes

When a male tucks his genetalia behind his legs to make himself look barren from the front, but when you view him from the back it appears his ass has a bunch of grapes hanging from it because the penis and balls have been suffocated between the legs.

Joe gives himself ass grapes just like Buffalo Bill did in "Silence of the Lambs."

by The Gosh Dang Bruin April 24, 2019

Smuxtinin

When you are very fucked up but trying to pass it off as just being a little fucked up.

"Are You drunk?"
I am a Smuxtinin drunk.

by The Gosh Dang Bruin April 21, 2021

Rather Having

The act of taking one option over the other without real regard for what the mainstream would consider sound logic, making this act bold and brave. Rather Having is not to be confused with preferring something, which any loser can do.

Circa 2009 one would prefer Dwight Howard to Ronny Turiaf, but a brave soul would be rather having Ronny.

by The Gosh Dang Bruin October 29, 2018