A restaurant founded by actor and meth dealer, Brad Pitt. This wonderful place was founded in the year 2007, and is located on the top of Mt. Vesuvius
in Dallas, TX. Millions of visitors come each year from all around the world to try dishes such as "dick on a stick
," "stick on a dick
," and "fried fish
." For more information, search Brad's Butterscotch Dicksicle Cafe on Google
. This place is the shit, no toilet. However, they do have PUBLIC bathrooms near the main entrance. And we're talkin PUBLIC. If you'd like to be seen by multiple people of all nationalities while taking a shit
, come on down.