Resident in the City of Bristol. Reckoned by some to be fictional, a young man(?) of significant proportions in terms of width. He appears to suffer from Alopecia from the nose down. He is know to be an epic douche bag.
James, at the age of 16, brown bagged a woman of ill repute while out on the town masturbating. Since then he has partaken in many such events.
"is that possibly fictional, man/woman, smooth, douche bag James Flower!?"
"yes son that is James flower. Ya know, he once brown bagged a whore?"