63 definitions by Tex-Mex Shawn C.
Guy 1: Did you hear about Mark?
Guy 2: No what happened?
Guy 1: He started talking noise to this guy and they got in a fight.
Guy 2: Really? Mark's a big guy, he probably knocked him out huh?
Guy 1: No way. This guy knew Taekwondo and kicked Mark's ass! He had to go to the hospital for a broken nose! That guy was like Blacky Chan or something!
Guy 2: No what happened?
Guy 1: He started talking noise to this guy and they got in a fight.
Guy 2: Really? Mark's a big guy, he probably knocked him out huh?
Guy 1: No way. This guy knew Taekwondo and kicked Mark's ass! He had to go to the hospital for a broken nose! That guy was like Blacky Chan or something!
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 20, 2010
When a person can say that they have had sex with men or women of many different ethnicities, races & origins.
Jim, a businessman for a major corporation, has really sailed the seven seas on his many different business trips across the globe.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 23, 2010
Bears Fan: I really hate those Gay Bay Fudge Packers!
Vikings Fan: I know me too. If I see another cheesehead around here, i'm gonna kick his ass!
Vikings Fan: I know me too. If I see another cheesehead around here, i'm gonna kick his ass!
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 28, 2010
When a man has to masturbate a little bit to get himself hard so he can have sex with a woman. He has to crank start it like an old Model T Ford.
Friend 1: "Man, you so old you probably have to cranksturbate."
Friend 2: "Nah homie, my shit works good. Ask yo mom."
Friend 2: "Nah homie, my shit works good. Ask yo mom."
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 21, 2010
The common practice in public schools of putting up giant poster boards or sheets of paper in which students sign their names stating that they pledge to remain a virgin and/or abstinent.
After the assembly about abstinence, sex and STDs, all students were encouraged to sign the Abstinence Wall.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 10, 2010
Guy 1: WTF did you call me last night?!
Guy 2: What man?
Guy 1: You pulled a phone call cock block! I was about to hit that shit and you called and she didn't want to anymore!
Guy 2: Damn i'm sorry man.
Guy 2: What man?
Guy 1: You pulled a phone call cock block! I was about to hit that shit and you called and she didn't want to anymore!
Guy 2: Damn i'm sorry man.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. October 3, 2010
Guy 1: What are you doing this summer?
Guy 2: Thought i'd finally take the quadcycle up on Sugarloaf Mountain and see what she's got.
Guy 1: Sounds awesome, and dangerous.
Guy 2: Thought i'd finally take the quadcycle up on Sugarloaf Mountain and see what she's got.
Guy 1: Sounds awesome, and dangerous.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 28, 2010