1 definition by Terry Terroid

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rlp
Real Life Pervert. A sick and twisted individual who is preoccupied with sex all of the time. They will sniff your girlfriend's panties when you aren't looking, rub their dicks against the person in front of them at rock shows, and masturbate in the bushes outside a Planned Parenthood.
Real life perverts generally have thin mustaches and messy pony tails, wear stained sweatpants and sick glasses, listen to Pat Metheny, and sometimes are very spiritual.
They usually like to hang out on the streets of Montreal from midnight to 7 am.
"Oh my god, that guy with the Charlotte Hornets hat and windbreaker just came out of the 24 hour Peepworld!"
"EWW he's an RLP, run!"
by Terry Terroid December 30, 2005

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