5 definitions by Terry Sachs

morning press

the act of pressing one's erect penis firmly against a mattress or other sleeping surface upon waking in order to gain small amounts of physical pleasure similar to that of grinding

The young man did an extended morning press the first day of high school.

by Terry Sachs December 20, 2011

tool shed

a female who engages in sexual intercourse with a male known socially as a tool

The young lady abandoned her standards of dating and eventually became a tool shed.

by Terry Sachs December 20, 2011

vagilot

(va-gi-luh t) n. a female pilot.

"That landing was a bit rough, must be a new vagilot behind the yoke."

by Terry Sachs July 31, 2013

Throner

1) The boner-like excitement one feels while watching an episode of "Game of Thrones." 2) a boner acquired by watching the intense sexual scenes in "Game of Thrones."

Did you see episode two? I had a massive throner the entire time!

by Terry Sachs May 4, 2013

foxicity

(fok-sis-i-te) n. The degree to which a girl is considered foxy or attractive.

The young frog was stoked to be getting kissed by a girl of such high foxicity.

by Terry Sachs December 30, 2011