Tenacious Faulker's definitions
A unit of measure based on the lifespan of modern humans of approximately 100 years and used to give perspective on how recent certain developments were achieved by mankind.
"This country was founded in 1776. People live to be 100. That was just THREE PEOPLE AGO. Yeah, the 'Fear Factor' guy just hit you with a math quiz! That JUST happened. REEEAAALLL recent! ~ Joe Rogan
by Tenacious Faulker December 8, 2019
Get the people agomug. This weekend my boss is making redo this month's TPS report. What a huge three finger protological exam that's going to be!
Having Jerry around is like having a constant three finger proctological exam!
Having Jerry around is like having a constant three finger proctological exam!
by Tenacious Faulker April 14, 2009
Get the three finger proctological exammug. When a woman leans down to hug a young lad or a seated male, his head often turns to the side in expectation of the embrace. The resultant contact is usually ear-to-boob, hence, earboob.
1) "I hate it when grandma hugs me at the dinner table because of the unadvoidable, old-lady earboob.
2) "I love when my Dad's hot, 20 year-old trophy, wife hugs me, but I have to settle on earboob because it would be awkward if I didn't turn my head."
2) "I love when my Dad's hot, 20 year-old trophy, wife hugs me, but I have to settle on earboob because it would be awkward if I didn't turn my head."
by Tenacious Faulker January 16, 2009
Get the earboobmug. "For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these:
'It might have been!'" -- John Greenleaf, Maud Muller, 1856
Now go look it up, bitches.
The saddest are these:
'It might have been!'" -- John Greenleaf, Maud Muller, 1856
Now go look it up, bitches.
by Tenacious Faulker April 15, 2009
Get the it might have beenmug. A rural Pennsylvania term meaning something, someone or some situation that is lame, bogus, or otherwise unpleaseant to deal or cope with.
1) I took five final exams scheduled over just two days. Man, that's just hurtin!
2) As far a Presidents of the United States go, George W. Bush (aka Ass Bush) is just hurtin.
3) Dude! Your POS 1989 Ford Fiesta is hurtin!
2) As far a Presidents of the United States go, George W. Bush (aka Ass Bush) is just hurtin.
3) Dude! Your POS 1989 Ford Fiesta is hurtin!
by Tenacious Faulker September 19, 2009
Get the hurtinmug. When the quarterback of your fantasy football team throws a huge touchdown pass to your opponent's wide receiver.
(watching the game on TV)
C'mon, Manning! Throw us a touchdown this play! Dropping back!...throws!...yes, yes!, YES!!... NOOOO!!! Not to Reggie Wayne! Anyone but Wayne! Awwww, man! Touchdown! Dammit!!
Dude! WTF! We're winning!
Yeah, I know but my fanatasy team isn't and I needed that play to win. My opponent has Wayne and just got the same points.
Man! Talk about your gridirony!
C'mon, Manning! Throw us a touchdown this play! Dropping back!...throws!...yes, yes!, YES!!... NOOOO!!! Not to Reggie Wayne! Anyone but Wayne! Awwww, man! Touchdown! Dammit!!
Dude! WTF! We're winning!
Yeah, I know but my fanatasy team isn't and I needed that play to win. My opponent has Wayne and just got the same points.
Man! Talk about your gridirony!
by Tenacious Faulker June 23, 2010
Get the gridironymug. 1) (v.) To act crazy, outlandish, outrageous, stupid or retarded.
2) (adj.) Of or having the quality or flavor of the Beastie Boys lyrics, humor, or style (i.e. having sarcastic or biting humor, a flippant attitude, use of obscure cultural references, quoting or wearing kitschy and outlandish phrases or styles).
2) (adj.) Of or having the quality or flavor of the Beastie Boys lyrics, humor, or style (i.e. having sarcastic or biting humor, a flippant attitude, use of obscure cultural references, quoting or wearing kitschy and outlandish phrases or styles).
Yo, dawg, dem lyrics is Beastie, yo!
Derek got all beastie and saved his head like MCA.
Qwame gets all beastie when he drinks Brass Monkey 'cuz he gets retarded and up peoples faces.
Derek got all beastie and saved his head like MCA.
Qwame gets all beastie when he drinks Brass Monkey 'cuz he gets retarded and up peoples faces.
by Tenacious Faulker March 30, 2009
Get the beastiemug.