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Beached White Male

Due to the prolonged economic down-turn not even the traditionally "safe" demographic of white, middle aged, educated males has not remained safe from unemployment due to a dwindling middle-class. Once executive or professional, their employability now is as hopeless as a "beached whale's" survivability.

BMW, for short, it's an ironic turn of phrase. Also known as "Dead Suit Walking".
Look at that Beached White Male over there. He went from driving a BMW to being one!
by Tenacious Faulker May 18, 2011
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twagedy

1) The trauma experienced by rabid fans when their favorite star cancels their Twitter account.

2) Any major, bad news announced and/or broadcast on someone's Twitter page. Usually by an attention grubbing/starved celebrity, pseudo celeb or friend of a celeb.

3) The pain felt by Elmer Fudd's relatives when an anvil blow to the head finally kills him.
1) Miley Cyrus fans felt profound twagedy when she cancelled her Twitter account.

2) Janet Jackson is such a tweetfreak she had to be the first in her family to tweet the twagedy of her brother's death moments after the family was notified.

3) It was shockingwy twagic to wose Ewmer to an anviw stwike after he had taken so many hits for so wong in stwide.
by Tenacious Faulker October 23, 2009
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turkey coma

The inevitable and unavoidable nap that occurs about 45 minutes after gorging one's self on a Thanksgiving Day turkey feast and 15 minutes into a traditional, holiday football game. The cause of this an amino acid called L-Tryptophan which turkey meat has in abundance.
Where's Daddy? I haven't seen him since Thanksgiving dinner.

He inhaled two full plates of roast turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, corn and yams smothered in gravy then sat down by the fireplace to watch the Packers-Lions. The poor bastard fought like hell, but could only make it to the 2nd quarter before succumbing to a full-blown turkey coma.
by Tenacious Faulker December 1, 2009
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Muslim Rage

From an ill advised Newsweek cover from the on the Sept. 24th, 2012 issue for featuring of picture (two angry muslim men), the subject (free-speech), and the title (Muslim Rage). Newsweek's overdramatisization of this article cuased the hashtag to be hi-jacked with humorous comments by muslims on Twitter with caption-like comments followed by the phrase "MuslimRage" on Twitter.
Woman in Burqa: "I'm having such a good hair day. No one even knows. #Muslim Rage".

"Lost your kid named Jihad at the airport. Can't yell for him. #MuslimRage".

"Head & Shoulders still hasn't made a beard conditioner. #MuslimRage".

"Memo to those few violent MidEast protesters, this is how you fight Islamophobia. You make fun of it.

#MuslimRage".
by Tenacious Faulker September 18, 2012
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downdy ocean

Baltimore colloquialism referencing where one has gone or is going on their vacation; "down at the ocean", or rather, Ocean City, Maryland; the traditional getaway for Marylanders, particularly Baltimoreans.
Glenn: Oi, Cheryl! Wher'dja go wit Bernie for MemOriole Day weeken'?

Cheryl: Downdy ocean, hon. We ate crabs, drank shom' Natty Boh, an' cruish'd the circuit in his '82 Firebird. Dat thingk wash sooo fast. It wash aweshom'!
by Tenacious Faulker May 25, 2009
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Otter Pop sores

The sores one gets at the corners of the mouth from the sharp plastice edge wrapping when sucking the ice in of an Otter Pop.
Girl: Ugh! What's the matter with your mouth? Is that Herpes or something?

Guy: Uh...no?! It's Otter Pop sores! I swear!!
by Tenacious Faulker July 19, 2009
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gridirony

When the quarterback of your fantasy football team throws a huge touchdown pass to your opponent's wide receiver.
(watching the game on TV)
C'mon, Manning! Throw us a touchdown this play! Dropping back!...throws!...yes, yes!, YES!!... NOOOO!!! Not to Reggie Wayne! Anyone but Wayne! Awwww, man! Touchdown! Dammit!!

Dude! WTF! We're winning!

Yeah, I know but my fanatasy team isn't and I needed that play to win. My opponent has Wayne and just got the same points.

Man! Talk about your gridirony!
by Tenacious Faulker June 23, 2010
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