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"For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these:
'It might have been!'" -- John Greenleaf, Maud Muller, 1856
Now go look it up, bitches.
The saddest are these:
'It might have been!'" -- John Greenleaf, Maud Muller, 1856
Now go look it up, bitches.
by Tenacious Faulker April 15, 2009
Get the it might have been mug.The stupid, singing, rubber bass that you mount to your double-wide's porch next to your family's favorite pastime, the bug-zapper.
Jeb Bush: George, did the tax-payers foot the bill for that Bill Blass you have on?
George Bush: It's really called a Big Mouth Billy Bass, Jeb, and Cheney gave it to me last year.
Jeb Bush: I'm talking about your suit, you damn moron!
George Bush: Oh. Sorry. Can we just watch the bug-zapper on the West Lawn.
George Bush: It's really called a Big Mouth Billy Bass, Jeb, and Cheney gave it to me last year.
Jeb Bush: I'm talking about your suit, you damn moron!
George Bush: Oh. Sorry. Can we just watch the bug-zapper on the West Lawn.
by Tenacious Faulker April 2, 2009
Get the Billy Bass mug.1) Fighting on ice, e.g. professional hockey.
2) A hockey game that has an inordinate amount of fights either throughout the game or simultaneously as in a bench-clearing brawl.
2) A hockey game that has an inordinate amount of fights either throughout the game or simultaneously as in a bench-clearing brawl.
Fan 1: "Did you watch the Stanley Cup finals between the Penguins and the Redwings? Talbot fought Lindstrom, Fleury fought, Osgood fought Ericcson, Ericcson fought Talbot..."
Fan 2: "Oh, you mean the fight capades. Yeah, the Pens kicked their asses!"
Fan 2: "Oh, you mean the fight capades. Yeah, the Pens kicked their asses!"
by Tenacious Faulker June 23, 2009
Get the fight capades mug.This weekend my boss is making redo this month's TPS report. What a huge three finger protological exam that's going to be!
Having Jerry around is like having a constant three finger proctological exam!
Having Jerry around is like having a constant three finger proctological exam!
by Tenacious Faulker April 14, 2009
Get the three finger proctological exam mug.1) Donald Trump's hairstyle. 2) Any awkward looking hair style or hairline that defies logic and or good taste.
Bill: Damn! You get a new "do"?
Tom: Yep. You think chicks will dig it?
Bill: Not with that Trumpadour you got going there.
Tom: Yep. You think chicks will dig it?
Bill: Not with that Trumpadour you got going there.
by Tenacious Faulker April 2, 2011
Get the Trumpadour mug.Illegally or unethically obstructing someone from achieving their goal either by physically or figuratively getting in their way.
Synonyms: cock blocking, torpedoing, sniping
Synonyms: cock blocking, torpedoing, sniping
Mike Tomlin, coach of the Pittsburgh Steelers, stood too far over on the sidelines and prevented a player from the Baltimore Ravens from making a touchdown that would've put the game away thereby creating the act of Tomlining
One of my co-workers tomlined me by bad mouthing me to my boss just when I was about about to get promoted.
Kanye West tried to tomlin Taylor Swift at the Grammys.
One of my co-workers tomlined me by bad mouthing me to my boss just when I was about about to get promoted.
Kanye West tried to tomlin Taylor Swift at the Grammys.
by Tenacious Faulker December 1, 2013
Get the Tomlining mug.In Tagalog, the main dialect in the Philippines, means dude or bro; a very close friend.
Pronounced: PAR'day.
For women it's marde. Similar pronunciation
Pronounced: PAR'day.
For women it's marde. Similar pronunciation
Yo, parde! What's up?
by Tenacious Faulker July 19, 2009
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