2 definitions by Taybob21

the day after today which when it is tomorrow it will not be tomorrow, it will be today and then when its today, the next day is tomorrow and it goes on forever.
When you wake up it will be tomorrow.(the next day)."is it tomorrow? No it's today. You said that when we wake up it will be tomorrow.Well now it's today!
by Taybob21 January 19, 2018
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A website that makes it impossible to find a definition of a word without it having to do with sex. (for people searching for these words, I added the links to the words for the definitions. Some you need to scroll down to find it.)
Me: *goes onto urban dictionary and looks up shark*
Definition: "This is a move when you have your girl get on her knees, Doggystyle and you stand across the room naked."
Me: ok then...*Looks up gummy*
Definition: "the act of receiving a blowjob from a toothless woman or man"
Me: ... next...*Looks up party hats*
Definition: "erect and mighty pointed nipples"
Me: Seriously? *Looks up juice box*
Definition: "Synonymous with pussy, cunt, box, twat, or vagina."
Me: i-
by Taybob21 April 15, 2020
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